The "I Don't Wanna" Club can have its official meetings at Camp Anawanna in Pennsylvania (a Boy Scout camp; they're always doing good deeds, so I'm sure they'll let us camp there for free).
(Anyone who had kids & cable in the 1990s probably remembers "Camp Anawanna" of the Nickelodeon sitcom "Salute Your Shorts.")
Anawanna go to bed!
[Thirty seconds pass...]
NOW awanna go to bed.
Goodnight.
Nancy T.