Originally Posted by oldsteve

When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and
go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal
thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson ~ Be very sure
you get this brand. When you get home, lock your
doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so
you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your
favorite chair. Open the package and remove the
thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a
surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from
the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in
small print there is a statement:

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is
personally tested and then sanitized '.

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,
'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer Quality
Control Department at Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE
ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ***** THAN
YOURS.