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Originally Posted by darlindeb25 View Post
You know you're a celiac if...
...you've ever had to give a doctor a crash course in Celiac 101.
...you'd gladly pay any price for a pretzel that doesn't taste like
sawdust, or bread that doesn't taste like an old shoe.
...one of your primary goals in life is to create "Fake Oreo
Cookies".
...you've disinherited loved ones for putting their knife in your
mayo.
….you talk about your disease (not the unpleasant parts) so much to your friends and acquaintances that your husband tells you you need to get another hobby
…You've mastered the art of lying when other people ask you if you're hungry.

These are the ones that got me laughing so hard, I cried. I have to show my Con when he wakes up. He'll love it.
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