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Originally Posted by shelley
Nope can I have her seat on the plane? She's crazy and they might have to throw her off  |
Back off, missy! That's MY seat. And I have super-secret aliases and am a master of disguise, so I could get right back on. HA!
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Originally Posted by Av8rgirl
I still have her ticket sitting on my desk!  |
And I know where you live. <evil laughter bubbling forth> That is, if I can FIND your desk. <scribbling on notepad and giving demerits for lack of organizational prowess>
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Originally Posted by shelley
*pushing Gazelle outta the way*
Have I told you how much I like you |
You're a real pushy woman. Know that? Sucking up to her isn't going to pry my ticket outta her. <shoving Shelley HARD and restraining her with duct tape>
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Originally Posted by Av8rgirl
You will have to push hard...she's 6' tall! Maybe trip her! Distract her with ice cream! That always works...she's a sucker for ice cream. Taffy has her spoon.
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Yes! "Trip" her. Good idea. Let's work on the "W---ale---Z" word again and practice for that trip.
You need glasses. She's on the ground already and incapacitated. If I could stuff her into that bag for a nice little vacation to, oh....say....Chernobyl, I would. Ain't NOBODY messin' with my trip to (and here's that word again) W---ale---Z. Hmmm..... can you say it yet?
Ice cream? Ice cream????? Yes, my powers of levitation have improved since we were last together. Even if distracted, I could waft my ticket to me. The ice cream spoon is a different story.... (still working on this) it's heavier and Taffy has evil intentions.
That's ok. It's the classic story of "Good v. Evil." Good Gazelle v. Evil Taffy, Shelley, and, shudder at the thought, FG. Evil Taffy's weakness is cold Pepsi and little green lime balls. Evil Shelley, well, her obvious weakness is this board. And FG, well, her weaknesses are many and impossible to enumerate completely.
<ears straining> Oh my! I thought I heard a tentative, but practically perfect "W----ale----Z!" Could it be??? LMOA