Originally Posted by Gazelle

OH hey! Pub crawl in Wales works for me. But first, the sheep, the herding, and then the pub crawling. And that may be all we can do as there probably only is ONE pub in the town we're staying in.

FG, somewhere will have good single-malt whiskey for ya to go along with my Guinness or other lovely dark beer.

Should we see if we can find a place that serves haggis? I know that's Scotland but.... well, it IS England, Scotland, and w-ALE-z. (hopefully FG doesn't Zzzzzzzzz all the time we're there)

If you put Twerpy and Twiffy together you get Twippy. Now maybe there's an explanation in there somewhere for that "garden gnome" statement.