Years ago, I was walking in the street when I noticed people talking to THEMSELVES. i said to Alan "what?? is everyone nuts in this world??"

I then went into the post office and I was online and the guy in back of me starts mumbling to himself. I took a good look at him and he's just standing behind me talking to himself.

I just went 'oh my god, another one who talks to himself".

Everybody burst out laughing. I said "what's so funny??"

The guy said "oh, you think I'm nuts!!!, no I'm not nuts, I'm talking to my wife".

I looked at him. I said 'where's you wife"? And he parts his hair and there was this Mr. Spock thingee in his ear.

I was duly impressed and mortified at the same time.

I immediately knew that everybody I saw talking to themselves in the streets were NOT NUTS AT ALL!!!

I will never forget that day if I live to be 100.

lol