well, I have a PET egg myself...except I ate it...

now, my question is actually this:

his name is John Ho, I call my wife, "da wife"

if he calls his wife, da wife, then would she be, da Ho??

If they have kids and they are named, Hee, Ha, and Ho

hmmmmmmmmm....I hate to be the third child...and hate to think of the fourth yet unborn child..."Hi, my name is Hi Ho, can I go to the dairy-Oh??"