Make them pay you in Euros, Gretata! Same number! Euros, I'm tellin' ya'!

Gret, I know it's a big deal to make an intercontinental move, but, people are people no matter where they are. You'll get over there, find your niche at work and discover a whole new culture, maybe a different work ethic, wonderful new sights, and through work, you'll know intelligent people who can give you charades-like explanations of all that you see.

This is a win-win for you, my dear Gretata!

Pack yourself a small box of grubs to leave in the car, donate them when it's time to go. Pack the suitcases with what you really need and say, "LaVee" to the rest. To the storage unit, and beyond!

You're about to go live a fantasy of millions of people around the world. Chin up and act like it! You are the envy of the untraveled world! This is a working vacation!!!!

Send me free coffee every month and your clothes will arrive safely.