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Old 07-26-2008, 04:50 PM
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Default My Singles Ad
Well as my divorce papers came today...no hubby and I are not getting back together. I was thinking of my new singles ad........

SWF, Divorced...twice, two kids, one dog
Body type- ummm have you heard of Goodyear?
Hobbies-running over people with my scooter at Walmart. And due to tremors I always take my drinks shaken not stirred.
Personal traits, overly fatigued due to above mentioned two kids, one dog and oh Multiple Sclerosis, sometimes can't walk unassisted, sometimes pee my pants.
BIG BOOBS and I never wear a bra since it causes me to have spasms.
If I do agree to put out be prepared for at least 15 minutes of spasms after that......Hmmmm have I forgotten anything? LOL
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