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Wise Elder
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Right here. Duh.
Posts: 9,213
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Wise Elder
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Right here. Duh.
Posts: 9,213
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You forgot turn-ons and turn-offs! May I suggest:
Turn-ons:
Afternoon Delight (I nap, you watch the kids)
Rolls in the Hay (you push my chair at the cider mill)
Sex On The Beach (please bring it in a plastic tumbler with straw & lid)
Turn-offs:
Long walks on the beach
Cutting my own meat
Short toilets
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—Cindy
For every day I choose to play,
I set aside a day to pay.
—AMN
"Sometimes plastic wrap just won't cling, no matter how much money you put in the meter."
—From the Book of True Wizdom
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