I just pm'd you.

My brand new, just bought NEW CVS one (different than the one I just returned to them), well that says I don't have any temperature at all!!!

I don't register on the thing. It never beeped

I don't go over 98.2. Maybe you have to go over 98.6 and it will beep??

I kept it in my mouth for over 4 minutes.

I once read (years ago), that when you stick a thermometer anywhere (especially rectally, using a rectal thermometer of course), it will tell you if you have a fever in under 30 seconds. After 30 seconds, it only goes up in increments, like 100.7 or 8, but it will get to the 100 (or higher) in under 30 seconds.

I guess I'm dead. I have no body temperature.

But hey, I feel fine!!!

I am now drinking my mom's Bay Leaf Tea.

And I have no idea why.

Because I feel fine.

Tonight (with my luck), I'll probably have a fever of 110.