Thanks - I wouldn't think of it, Alpo...I mean Alffe.
I'd probably start with those old Milk Bone dog biscuits. When we were kids, my friends and I were sitting out in the back yard and dared each other to eat one. We were all brats, so we all took the dare and bit into the biscuit - then said "hmmm, not bad."
Never developed a taste for them though.