ah, the HECK wit' yew, Miller-man !!

why cain't'cha stay outta trubbel ??

not to menshun, on topic?

me an' Momma WAS discussin' assistin' yunguns to SHINE at their BEST.

yew ain't shinin' and ya ain'tcher best.

an' y'all jes' wanna blow thin's up an' be nockin' 'em ovah !!

Momma, we gotta thunk up sumthin' more ex-treem than rope.

darn brat's gettin' too dern good at untyin' knotz.



like mebbe... hey, Momma?

does we gots any ol' MINESHAFTS 'roun' here ??



we could lower necessiteeze inna bukket onnna line, ya know, food 'n' stuffs, 'til he dun promiss to behayve propper-like.



an' stop messin' up our time onna porch.

now, sumbudy pass me sum hot tea, an' summa dem gingersnaps ??

and is there a footstool 'roun' here?