Easiest Salad in the World
Two tomatoes (fresh) diced
One good sized cucumber ( ditto)
One small onion ( any old sort you like...red would be delicious, but I usually have yellow onions) also diced
two tablespoons of mayp ( Dukes rules!)
juice of one fresh lemon
salt and papper to taste

stir all of those things together in a glass bowl ( dunno...glass just seems not to allow any other "funky" flavors in...and with light and fresh veggies that is important)
eat. LOL. ( put in on a burger...I did and it was fantastic)