Water's the cure???

Why werent we told this? It's got to be a conspiracy between the drug companies and the doctors!

So, how do we use water as the cure? Does it have to be blessed by the Pope? Or shipped in from Lourdes, France?? Or does any water work? (tap, bottled, sparkling? distilled?? stagnant?)

Do we have to bathe in it, or just drink it?

These are things we MSer's need to know, so we wont wrongly become convinced that we're all disabled (or will be disabled)