Ok this gave me a chuckle and I am typing the short version cause I am having nerve issues in the fingers today.

As some of you may know Joel Osteens wife is being sued because she apparently shoved a stewardess in 2005 on a flight, she left the flight and was fined 3000 bucks. Now said stewardess is suing her because she lost her faith after the incident, and suffers from anxiety and hemmorhoids because of it. She is suing for 10% of Osteens net worth as well as payment for medical bills and counseling.

Now while I agree shoving a stewardess is not very Christian like, did it really cause her to have hemmorhoids???? That cracked me up!