Well I don't actually think it's funny. Just a couple years ago I was LAYERING my heaviest clothes to go to the neuro and trying to sneak my heavy purse with me onto the scale. I was careful to eat a BIG bunch of bananas the morning of an appointment and drink enormous amounts of water .... doing everything I could to ADD every ounce I could.
He was furious because I USED to have so much trouble keeping my weight over 100 lb.
He always treatened to hospitalized me to to see if a hospital diet would make me gain more weight than my home diet consisting of Diet Pepsi, cigarettes and Ding Dongs.
~sigh~