I know what you mean, MM! Even when I had to have massive open surgery, I kept myself cheered up with the thought that I would have a whole week of peace and quiet in the hospital. My family kids me that when I need a vacation from my kids, I find something else that needs operated on.

And I love Dave Barry! He's hysterical - ROFLMAO! However, during my last colonoscopy I never was out of it, just relaxed. I remember everything about it, had a whole conversation with the dr and nurse, got to see the pictures of my innards in real time and everything. The prep is completely the worst part in every way. It makes me feel like I'm being turned inside out. I told the dr I was going to invent an easier prep and become an instant millionaire. He said, "Aw, if it was easy then everyone would want one!"

Good luck with yours!