Hey you! I thought you were busy cookin', bakin' and workin' like some of the rest of us poor sick folks! What happened to that?

Must have made enough money to quit, jet set and take month long vacations!! How come that hasn't worked for me????

Never you mind if you're not in the cool kids club. We still love you. Here, have a seat right here, next to me!

Now that you have computers in every location imaginable, there's no excuse for you to drop in and check on us. We miss you!