*parting the wonderful crowd like the red sea so I can get to the front graphic

*then, grabbing Frank by his hospital gown but pulling it off by accident graphic

*revealing that Frank is a hairy man and accidentally pulling his chest hair graphic

*picking up a few swooned or shocked ladies graphic

*back to Frank and shaking Frank graphic

"now, listen up Mr. (smack) you just worry about getting back to us safe and sound and we'll torture you and Sandy later..."

"And remember...your RAINBOW is there with you...and you know what's at the end of rainbow???"

"a hairy guy who's 'Golden' "

give your rainbow a hug for us as well...

now, make sure the vampires don't suck too much blood, I've heard your blood is sweet...