I can't hover over anything anymore, my skills are very limited in that department.

Strategy 1, know your bathrooms, where they are and note the clientele with whom you're sharing them.

Strategy 2, enter the bathroom screaming that you're handicapped and that "your" toilet better be vacant and clean by the time you get there.

Strategy 3, whine and pretend to cry saying that the ONLY toilet you can use is just filthy and you don't know what to do. There's a "mom" in every restroom just waiting to be called to duty.

Strategy 4, go to the employees and make so much racket that they quickly shuffle you into their inner-sanctum bathrooms.

Strategy 5, last resort: Use about 8 lbs. of their t.p. to clean it off as best you can, throw it all on the floor, do the deed and retreat to home for a shower and complete change of clothes.

Nothin' to it.