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Old 11-05-2006, 11:09 PM
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Wink warped humour

Some short jokes:

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.

A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

A Dyslexic man walks into a bra.

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'." "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."
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