Hmmmm.... I'm more of the type to splatter pasta sauce on myself while twirling my spaghetti around the fork. It always happens if I'm wearing something brand new and/or special. Why do I have the uncontrollable urge to twirl? Is there a support group for this? Should we do a poll for twirlers and non-twirlers?

And what about those slurpers who eat it one strand at a time? They probably get sauce on their glasses as well.