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Old 11-06-2006, 11:48 AM
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This isn't a joke, but it is still quite FUNNY ...and quite accurate!! as well as relevant so many decades after being uttered.

I found it in my Quote of the Day today:
When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.'
- Theodore Roosevelt
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