We have a running family joke. If a party starts at 2, we'll all add "That's noon, Carol time!"
She is always running late, like she has her own time zone.
I leave my cell on, but turn my land line ringers down. They won't wake me, but I'll hear them if I'm up. (I never know if I'll be asleep, when I'll sleep)
Everybody else is generally asleep before me, and they KNOW not to call the cell at night until they try the landline unless it's an emergency.
Huh.. I guess I'm lucky people treat me that well.