These are my favs....Most of them came from Mom and Dad.

Hurt me once, shame on you.
Hurt me twice, shame on me.

Don't expect to much from those,
To whom, God gave so little.

Get up off your dead butt and
On to your dying feet
Out of the shade and
Into the heat.

You're OK, if you can hold
On to one blade of grass and
Keep from falling off
The face of the earth.

This is the first day
Of the rest of your life.