one night da wife and I were listening to the eagles...and of course, everyone "KNOWS" the lyrics to "Hotel California" right?

OK, so...

it got to the part where the lyrics are: Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air

da wife sang, loudly: One Smell of Policeman...rising up through the air...

OK, I was cracking up...

but when we got to: What a nice surprise, bring your alibis

I sang out loud..."what a nice surprise...when you're outta ice..."

she cracked up...

now, we can't get through hotel california without cracking up...