I'm going to print out all the comebacks and memorize them.

Want to hear a good comeback that my friend made me memorize when I was 20 years old. Way back in the good old days, you didn't go "all the way", until you got married. At least not if you were a "good girl", right? Can't believe we bought into all that but that's the way it was "way back then".

So my girlfriend Jo-Ann had a nice little ditty she would tell the boys when they got fresh with her and told her "well, I bought you dinner, so......

she would look them dead in the eye and say "SEX IS A VERY MARKETABLE COMMODITY!!! BUT I'M NOT ON THE MARKET".

Do you know how long it took me to commit that to memory. A LONG TIME.
I will never forget that phrase.

LOL