Every time I imagine that person telling me I look haggard, I remember telling Alan that and he burst out laughing and said "whatever you look like, it's not haggard, believe me.

Oh, he came home from the gym looking all morose and I said "iI've fixed you a nice grilled chicken for lunch". He said "oh no, I gained three pounds, I'm up to 191". "I'll take just the salad".

I picked up his arm, showed him his muscles and said "your three pounds went here", "you have to feed this". He brightened up and then ate like a horse.

Sigh, the things we wives have to say.

By the way, I like the comeback "I beg your pardon". That's my favorite, it should stop them dead in their tracks. THAT!!! or I'll simply punch them upside their heads!!!!

lol