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(The idiosyncrasies of English)
4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND
APES?
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The answer to this is number 2:
2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.... (a drunken man can sure act like monkeys...
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9. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
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ummmm...
BUN?????
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13. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
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No, French. LOLOLOL
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17. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN
SILENT?
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I don't know, is he allowed to speak what's on his mime???
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20. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
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it might have been sex...but I've heard they were overrated...*shrug...
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29. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED 'HEMORRHOIDS' INSTEAD OF 'ASSTEROIDS'?
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and....Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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32. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL PERSON IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES DO THEY BECOME
DISORIENTED?
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Ooooh Ooooh oooh...I KNOW the answer to THIS one...
*moi getting up and spinning in circles....
answer: no, it takes about 10 spins and I just become sentimental....
as a matter of fact, I am so sentimental now, oohhhhh Stevo....
