Time to shift gears in the game. My mom and I had a game involving a swan that went on for 25 years. She beat me from the grave, but that's another story.

It may be time to acquire a large, poorly-made girl doll who will soon be transformed into Molly Menstrual. Molly will need all the gear, meds and attitudes. Molly will suffer from severe PMS bouts and erratic mood swings. Molly Menstrual will be every girl's friendly gateway in the use of sanitary napkins, their application, proper disposal, etc. Molly Menstrual comes complete with...

Additional Molly Menstrual accessories such as tampons, Pamprin, and other hygiene products sold separately.