Ok, true confession:

I've been known to answer (when people have been going somewhere and I'm supposed to go with them ), "Are you coming?" with "No, I'm just breathing hard."




And one the cops taught me:

When you see someone across a room, do the "come here" finger motion with your little finger. When they arrive and ask you what you wanted, you just smile sweetly (and innocently) and say, "I just wanted to see if I could make you come with my little finger."