Have you seen the movie Grumpy Old Men...well meet Grumpy Old Lady!!
I would attribute it to men-a-pause...but then I am actually past waiting to pause for them to get out of my way!! (kiddding you guys,I love ya)

Last week I didn't know whether to kick the dog or kill the husband...I decided to toss a coin...I didn't have one. Good thing according to the local police department, cause its illegal in this state to kill your dog. I woulda felt kinda bad harming an innocent anyway...the dog...ain't no way my husband is innocent of anything...

Well, honey I sho nuff hope those grouchies go away, if not...please don't harm any innocents and check to make sure what the laws are concerning harming humans...tide and hefties aren't what they claim to be...

The only good way to make sure a body ain't found is not to leave one.

Hope you least thought of a smile even if you didn't get the muscles to make one