God Bless my husband. He never gets names of movies right..names of people right. names of ANYTHING right.

I call it dyslexia of the mouth. And so does he.

Just a quick example. When Godzilla came out in the movies he told everyone he saw Gonzalez.

This is how his mind and his mouth works. He laughs and so do I.

Well, two days ago WAS THE WINNER!!!

He went to Kings Plaza Mall in Brooklyn where his podiatrist is

After his appointment (his ulcer is doing beautifully, you can't even tell he had one at one time, and his doctor was very pleased).

So he goes into Modells and buys me the 2 three pound dumbells that he knew I wanted.

So far so good......

Now he comes home and this is what he says to me.

"Melody, there is a wonderful booth right in the middle of the mall that sells all these great creams and lotions. (I knew immediately that he was referring to an Israeli company that sells all the body lotions, puffs, body cremes, hand stuff FROM ISRAEL.

What does Alan say:

"Melody, I tried on the DEAD SEA SCROLLS".

I never laughed so hard in my life.

I said "You did what?????"

He was dead serious. He said "They have this nice hand creme with the Dead Sea Scrolls, and when you go there on Tuesday, you should buy some, your hands will love it".

I said 'DEAD SEA SCROLLS???"

And he said "yeah, Dead Sea Scrolls".

I said

My dear, DO YOU MEAN .....DEAD SEA SALTS???

He looked at me and burst out laughing.

"OH YEAH, THAT'S WHAT ALL THAT STUFF WAS, THERE WAS A BIG SIGN.

DEAD SEA SALTS!!!!

I don't think I laughed that hard in a long time.