--think Scooter Pie (that's a Northeasten thing, for those who haven't heard of THAT), only tastier (and a bit larger in diameter).

My wife was at a conference in Nashville and returned with a box of them, which I can't eat. Sigh.

I didn't know you were gluten-free, Billye. I humbly apologize and withdraw the Moon Pies--maybe some macoroons?