Slaps on a HEPA mask and slides over and hugs you

I am sorry that your docs don't respond in a timely fashion!
Blast them with some spiny stems!

I am sorry you have another cold!
Curses on whoever gave it to you!

I am sorry you are once again the guinea pig for yet another med
You should publish all your findings when you get old!(er)

Now get away from me, you germ carrying harbinger of illness, you!!
...rapidly pumping the Germ-X bottle and slathering it all over me

Seriously Flygirl, I AM sorry to hear you are sick again. Please get some rest and get PODH to take care of you! You are working too hard and not taking enough time to rest and build up your defenses.

This is a bad time of year as far as colds and flu go, so remember to sanitize after touching anything in public and get thee a fan to flutter and block the nasty germs from reaching you when dealing with the public!

Ever notice on the news when they do a piece on Japan that lots of folks are wearing surgical masks? I wonder if we could start a fashion trend here??

Feel Better soon!