Plovers schmovers!! I've got grey heron, egrets, sea eagles...and I can still see the stars (when it's not cloudy ) ...here ya gotta be careful of the big flying beetles, like kamikazi hershey bars...this is a wild island - but yeah, know what you mean - my roof needs a cleanup pretty often! Need a see-through umbrella, I guess..but for me, anything to see the stars!!

So..er..Plover Pie? 'Spose it must be like quail..?? Maybe if I'd grown up on that I'd be 6'5" instead of 5'4"?? Maybe I should be adding it to my Omega 3, fish oil, etc etc supplements...I could use a few more inches. You said you don't fit a bath - must be a fortune to be made for someone, you know, outsize household stuff.

Actually, I had a friend your size, a little taller - he had his entire office made to fit him. No one who came in actually noticed (cause everything's only that tiny bit bigger than normal)....but somehow all his deals always worked out for him...interesting psychology

OK, gotta walk the doglet....all the best!