LOL noodles and icecream........sounds good..

you need a hunky guy to carry all the shopping home for you..

LOL I think social worker is good - she thought of all this stuff I can't do - open curtains, open doors, turn lights on, turn radio/ CD player on/ pick stuff up/ hand over money/ sign cheques/ use a phone/ put scarf-hat-gloves etc on when I'm going outside/ turning the pages in textbooks/ grip anything.... move around by myself, even silly things like opening the post...
whereas I would just have said "can't uise arms or legs!"..

where did you used to live in the UK?

Rosie xxxx