It's just because we're an unevolved species and no one else can understand us....but that's ok, we're used to it

And yes, anywhere outside the UK, that's true ...actually sometimes at home too . The accent changes every 15 miles or so, the difference between North/South, Ireland/Scotland/Wales is almost like a foreign language, even to Brits (but we don't usually subtitle ourselves). That was Lancashire you were listening to btw and, now that I come to think of it, a film called Kes made 1970ish about a boy and his bird (falcon?) in North East England was in fact subtitled for UK audiences.

Mine of useless information, aren't I!! all the best!!

Oh yeah well, your new look...isn't that what you looked like in the first place?? No??