Cayo, that just sucketh (to borrow your borrowed phraseth).
Here's hoping that things stop jabbin', pokin', hurtin', distractin', etc, and really soon too!


In the meantime.......
Did you know that they breed featherless chickens?
http://www.nextnature.net/?p=668
Now you, too, can have an astroventilated chicken--the nekkid neck is SO LAST YEAR....