I always get a cozy feeling when I see your posts...that's because the first time I saw your user name, my goofy eyeballs saw it as "PolarFleece". Are you warmer now?

I could sing along with your same script, except in the winter my legs are like uncooked spaghetti, stiff and crunchy. In the hot summer, they're liked cooked spaghetti, and you know how much support you get from cooked spaghetti. And they aren't even al dente.