Mark,
Oh freak! Mark how could you??? I'm peeing in my drawers!

1-800-DENTIST. Geez. As if you didn't have freaking enough problems! I had no idea you didn't teach your brothers how to brush their teeth.

Janet, could you please do something with their fancy locks??? I'm about to be sick!

Ok...take care, I think. I'm sending you best wishes for a blessed Thanksgiving! But with your reputation, are you going to let these guys sit at your table this year?

With aloha, Dana