LOL Brain, about the pirates. I had a good laugh on a listserv post that came across about a guy who had to wear an eyepatch because of double vision. The discussion was about Social Security disability. They were talking about vocational experts and jobs in the national economy that this guy might be able to do. Someone on the list suggested Pirates. Others chimed in and asked how many jobs were available for pirate in the national economy.... (ok, maybe you had to be there but it WAS funny)