Bill a 50 yr old man went in for a check up. And everything looked great! His heart was good, blood pressure good, normal weight, everything.

So Bill asks the doctor, "What do you think Doc? Am I gonna make it another 50 years?"

The doctor looks at Bill a little concerned. "I don't know Bill, do you drink?"

Shocked, Bill says "No doctor i have not had a drop of alcohol in all of my life!"

"Well do you smoke?" asked the doctor.

"No sir, I have never smoked. I exercise 3 days a week, and I attend church regularly. We do not believe in fouling our bodies with smoking, and drinking, and loose women." Bill replies.

The doctor looks at Bill and responds "Well Bill, I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is it looks like you will make it another 50 years. The bad news is, I can't figure out why you would want to."