I have to say I am amazed at the number of responses I have gotten. You guys rock!

I ran this idea past certain family members who have all concurred and some have even offered to obtain this miracle drug for me. And yes these were the same ones who chewed my butt when they found out about me tokin up in high school.

it's too funny. and on a serious note.... if the steroids don't work tomorrow I am willing to try anything.