Funny- I heard Kitty was arrested by the police for indecent exposure and disturbing the peace. She has to spend the night in the pokey and then beg for mercy from the judge. Her mug shot was on the evening news (pink foam curlers!) and her lipstick was smudged by her gentleman caller...

Then the SPCA heard about it and is wondering if she feeds her cats premium kibble. They plan to call PETA who is going to protest in front of her home.

And to think, the neighbors all muttered "but she seemed like such a nice crazy old lady"