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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Way down yonder in the Land of Cotton
Posts: 231
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Way down yonder in the Land of Cotton
Posts: 231
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Don't forget me!! I wanna come too!!!
Don't forget me!! Gotta swing on down to the Heart of Dixie to pick me up. I'll be sure to bring the grits and okra so that Liz can try them.  LOLOL...and no...Mark...you can't throw them. At least not IN the bus. Might be fun to throw OUT of it, though. Grits are pretty sticky...and orka is pretty slimy if you boil it (Yucky that way too...it is best Fried, like most Southern Food. LOLOL). We can make a grit-orka patty/sloppy thing, and throw it out the window at people that act ugly to us on the road....when Debby isn't looking, that is.  LOLSnort (oops..dang it. I am still working on that. Heh)
I don't have any wigs or costumes....but I do have my fencing stuff? Want me to bring that? Or...What else?  I don't know what to bring?? I am a good cook...I can cook stuff other than the gross stuff (although grits can be good..) I already talked about. Oh..and make up. I have LOTS of make up! We all wear a fair amount down here (throw back from the Southern Belle thing, I guess. Don't ask me; I am transplanted LOL)...and I also have lots of left over Halloween make up from when I had to do the Zombie thing for Jay and the Band kids. Will that do? I could make us up to look like Zombies or Southern Belles...or...Uh...Ladies of the Night.  Or, ZOMBIE Southern Belles or Ladies of the Night!  ROFLSNORT!!!!! (Dang it! Sorry. Ouch. Heh)
Or..Zombie Fencers? LOL...Hmmmm. Would be kinda hard to see, underneath the mask and all....but, we could leave that off. (Hmmmmm. I think that I am in a weird mood....lol)
I am also good at telling stories, for it folks start to get board, or acting up....or whatever. LOL, like you all need me to tell you that. I either keep folks entertained, or put them to sleep. LOL. I have a million "Car Games" too.
Anyway...would that do? Can I come? Plllleeeeaaaaassssseeeeee??? Pretty Please with sugar on top? And a cherry (or berry of your choice.... LOL)?
I am confused about one thing though: Will Mark be bringing his grass skirt and cocoanut bra? If he does, will he be standing up on top of the car/bus (remember, we ran out of room last time, and wound up with a couple of different vehicles at least, lol) again? If he does, can we PLEASE make sure that whatever vehicle he is in DOES NOT have a sun roof this time? Or, that he ...ah......er......well.....has something on under there? Shorts at least? I mean, a grass shirt is not exactly the same as a kilt, you know!  ROFLMAO..Grass skirts let in much more light...and they blow around a WHOLE lot more.
Let's just say....not a lot left to the imagination, if you are riding in the car with the sun roof when Mark gets the urge to do the hula on top of the car while it is going! ROFLSNORT!!! (OUCH! Dang it! Ouch. Uh....Sorry. lol)
I hope that I didn't miss being able to go...and that I still can. Does anyone one know if the bus has left yet, or when it will, & when folks are supposed to be expecting to be picked up...and where? Dang....if I get to go...I guess I have to try to tell you all WHERE, right? Sheesh....and I get lost in a paper sack.....
Mark...what ARE you going to wear? LOL
((hugs))
Jose
(*whispering PS to Mark - I'll help you make faces in the mirror at Debbie..I got some good ones that are guaranteed to make folks laugh. I'll also see if I can borrow Jay's whoopie cushions [yes, he has more than one, and the sound different!]...and maybe we can think up some other stuff too? LOL! Just let me know..K? Just...SSSHHHH about it.
((hugs))
Sneaky Jose )
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