Dashing through the snow
My mail lady took a ride
She had some packages for me
But not my candle light!
I emailed the the Ebay chick
Inquired about my light
She hasn't wrote me back today
And I might have to fight!
Oh jingle bells, package hell
Calgon take me away.
Oh what fun it is to sit
and wonder "Will it come today?" Hey!
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