"The Grouch"
by Dr. Suess
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew ~
Oh, my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like Hell
My mood is bad - can you tell?
My body is drooping
I Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my a_ _