I could go on Judge Judy and take a few family members...by the time we finished she would need that 'gift' SSDI that we all worked for years...lol

I would end up in jail and then on Judge Mathis and he would refer me to Judge Hatchett and then I could go to Judge Milian and repeat the cycle...how much do you think I'd make on TV.

I could tell her she needs to sit in a porch swing and look at the real world...take her down in some o these swamps and leave her for 30 minutes. I told my DH that I would take him swamp fishing...his very firm hell no told me he didn't really want to go.lol